The Adventures of Sports Beartato

Chilli Dogs?

Anonymous

Extra Chili Please.

Sports Beartato, what is your daily regiment you perform to maintain such optimal physique; does it involve toast in some way, shape, or form?

cfoupo

Sports Beartato remains at peak physical condition by following three simple rules:

1. Be Sports Beartato

2. Kind of want it

3. Go out there and do it

As for toast, the answer is simply no. He prefers bagels.

Will Sports Beartato have Nedroid: Expanded Universe novels (or novelas)?

Anonymous

Nope.

Sports Beartato grows to learn what's right. Leader of the freedom fight! He seeks his mother, she knows he do. Is it time, if she only knew, Will the prophecy come true? [CHORUS] Sports Beartato UnnnderGround!

Anonymous

I’m sorry that you remember that show.

You're the mother, Sports Beartato.

Anonymous

le gasp!

dream pizza?

Anonymous

free pizza.

why so serious, Sports Beartato?

Anonymous

you would be too if you were as amazing as Sports Beartato

Is Sports Beartato trained in the art of Shaq Fu?

Anonymous

No, but he has Shut Up and Jammed Gaiden before.

Sports Beartato, the results are in. You ARE the father!

Anonymous

But who is the mother?

nedroidcomics:

It happened. Beartato has become real because of our wishes.

Can I get mine with a sportsball helmet?